{"title":"Home page","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;\"\u003eThis image is a reconstruction from the DNA remains of the South American Malarkey Bird discovered by a 19th-century Irish archaeologist. They had been returned to Ireland and, unfortunately, until recently, lost in the museum's warehouse. Their magical potency was rediscovered by a timely accident that allowed them to be hybridised using the eggs of an African ostrich. By good fortune, they have been found to produce the same calming effect with modern man that they once did for the Ancients. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/malarkeyduster.shop\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"The Malarkey Institute","version":"1.0","type":"link"}